I AM ON A MISSION. I AM GOING TO FOLLOW EVERY BLOG ON THIS SITE. ALL OF THEM. HELP ME ACHIEVE THIS GOAL, INTERNET STRANGERS, BY REBLOGGING THIS POST AND I WILL FOLLOW ALL WHO REBLOG IT. E V E R Y O N E.
I want to call bullshit but I can’t take that chance
holy shit you’re really doing it
there’s no way
SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER 20 PIZZAS OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY I’M ON MOBILE” AND I’VE NEVER LAUGHED THAT HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
my seventeenth birthday is in a few weeks…and I’m actually kind of sad…i really like being sixteen
but if your sixteen you cant be the dancing queen
thank u little bread stick that made me feel better
this is the best thing to happen to one of my text posts
i was reading these yesterday i thought they were pretty scary omg
OMG #3 SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME AND NOTHING SCARES ME.
okay some of these scared the shit out of me not gonna lie
literally fuck you. all of you. why the fuck did i even click on that fucking link. i was just lying in bed in the dark and i didn’t even have my blankets on, simply because i felt save. and now i’M IN THE FUCKING CORNER OF MY ROOM WITH ALL POSSIBLE LIGHTS ON AND MY BLANKET COVERING MY WHOLE BODY. FUCK YOU.